Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Dumb like white people looking for weird Noises...

So I am chillin in the common area? I guess that's what it's called, fuck it the Marshall Center. You know listening to Redman's new CD and people watching. So far, Red is crazy niggerish...love that nigga...no homo. The Ice Cream man skit is crazy funny.

Back to people watching, there are a lot more gay dudes on this campus then I remember. Freshman-Junior I don't remember gay dudes but I saw a group of gay black dudes just now...say word? Word. No problem with it just thought it was interesting.

Procrastinating is an art but not gettting shit turned in aint fun. I have a $55 penalty payment for taking Driving school 30 minutes late, yep 30 fucking minutes. I finished the test on March 1st 12:30 AM March 1st, shit was due the 28th, I thought it was due the 2nd. So the city of Tampa sent me a letter saying "Nigga betta have my money or we gonna start pulling cards, warrants and what not, ya heard" *Legal papers should be mad ignant*

Paul Mooney is that nigga for reaaaaaaaaal. He sounds gay as shit but you can see where Dave Chappelle got his stand up from. I am listening to his older 90's stuff and it sounds exactly like Chappelle today. I heard he stopped saying Nigger since Kramer, but fuck that still say nigga fuck that non funny muh fucka.

When the drama's out I pull the cameras out, licking shots and what not.
You know gangstafying shit that ain't gangsta
"Yo Mike you get that xbox 360?"
"Mos Def, I got it for the low and sold it for the high on ebay"
"So you gonna re-up nigga?"
"Naw the market is too saturated imma wait for a drought then when nobody got it Imma hit the streets with them birds."
"Yeah nigga, so we getting ice cream or what?"
"Fa sho"
Back to pulling cameras out, I took some new pics this weekend for my club on campus. They ain't seen me in a minute I was on my Hermit J-O for a minute and will be till May. So here there are for your viewing pleasure. There were pics taken of me with my camera but don't no one kno how to use shit so they all came out dark...damn negros.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Getting the fuck outta dodge!

Meh I dunno yet but I am pushing towards hitting up Chitown for a few years just to get out of the South. It's getting harder and harder to find people of your own race down here who are into other things then trivial things. I have heard of one lounge near me and that's in Orlando, maybe I am just out of the loop. Only thing stopping me is 9 percent sales tax up there and cost of living, I can get a much bigger house down her for less money then up there. Most people I know who went to school with me are in Philly, Boston, LA, Seattle and I just feel like I am stuck in Tampa. If its 12pm and you want to do something you can either go to a bar or a club, that's it. Unless you have a get together but options down here just seem so one sided while up there there is variety. For instance people think I am crazy because I knew only one Hatian and one Jew growing up, but theres not much variety here. Either you are Black American, Red Neck, or a Snow Bird. I am sure there are plenty of everyone here but they are all mixed in and you barely see them. There isn't a part of town that you can hit up any random store in that area and you hear the same accent, go to MIA and hit up a random publix and it will have a jamaican, spanish, or whatever theme to it.

Meh I will probably stay here because for real 189k gets you a banging crib down here, up there its a one bed one bath in the city.

Well back to a normal tip, I got friends in Chicago that randomly put me onto new shit and I cant find this mans songs anywhere online so I am guessing he is a local act but hit his page up and check out the first song "Confused" good shit.

http://www.myspace.com/feeljones

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Blogger, It's Just Like a Mini Mall

Yeah I am late

Just heard this song, HOT!
PS Musiq's CD is that shit. Say word? Word!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

First Black Disney Cartoon


MSNBC News Services
Updated: 10:02 a.m. ET March 9, 2007

NEW ORLEANS - The Walt Disney Co. has started production on an animated musical fairy tale called “The Frog Princess,” which will be set in New Orleans and feature the Walt Disney Studio’s first black princess.

The film, set for release in 2009, also is the first hand-drawn film Disney has committed to since pledging last month to return to the traditional animation that made it a worldwide brand.

“The Frog Princess,” a musical scored by composer Randy Newman, is “an American fairy tale” starring a girl named Maddy who lives in the French Quarter in New Orleans, said John Lasseter, chief creative director for Disney and Pixar Animation Studios.
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Disney did not provide details of the plot, but the company showed shareholders preliminary drawings from the movie. Newman and a jazz band played a song from the movie’s score.

Maddy joins eight other Disney princess characters, who have generated $3 billion in global retail sales since 1999. Disney Princesses is the fastest-growing brand for the company’s Consumer Products division.

Disney introduced its first non-white animated heroine in 1992's “Aladdin”: a Middle Eastern character named Jasmine. Three years later an American Indian princess appeared in “Pocahontas.”

The creation of the Chinese heroine from “Mulan” came in 1998. Other Disney princesses are the main characters from “Cinderella,” “Sleeping Beauty,” “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,” “Beauty and the Beast” and “The Little Mermaid.”

Disney aggregated the eight characters in 1999 under the banner Disney Princesses and has rolled out toys, books, clothing, furniture and other merchandise aimed at girls ages 3 to 8.

Disney chief executive Robert Iger said the company wanted to show its support for New Orleans, only partially rebuilt 18 months after it was flooded by Hurricane Katrina, by holding its annual meeting and setting its newest animated film in the city.

“The film’s New Orleans setting and strong princess character give the film lots of excitement and texture,” Walt Disney Studios chairman Dick Cook said.

John Musker and Ron Clements, who co-directed “The Little Mermaid,” “Aladdin” and “Hercules” will co-direct the movie. The pair also wrote the story for the film.
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I am not sure how to feel about this movie. On one hand its a good thing but on the other it will be branded a black movie and full of critism. Then goes the way she looks, I am sure they will whiten her up a little or a lot. I wonder who will be the voice? Probably Cree Summer :)

Friday, March 9, 2007

South Park Perfection Naggers

South Park made an episode about Niggers on Wednesday and damn was it funny. Anyone who hasn't seen it needs to watch it. Basically the plot is, Stans dad goes on Wheel of Fortune and says the word Nigger! He is then branded a "Nigger Guy" and everyone hates him. He and Kramer from Seinfeld are fed up being branded Nigger Guys so they do something about it...

It brings up how ridiculous some black leaders are (Jesse Jackson) how white people really don't know how it feels to be called nigger and how when it happens to white people it becomes an issue, being branded "Nigger Guy"

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Sealy Posturepedic Mixtape

I am still on my "I never listen to these album's" albums these days. Like I said before I got a shit load of old school, underground, experimental CD's people have given me that I never listen too. Or ones I have that I never got around to listening too.

Dear Album,

Sorry for sleeping.

Sincerely,
Mike(putting the fun back in fundementalist)Starks



Consequence - Don't Quit your Day Job
Chi-town native and GOOD music representer of the Grammy Family fame. I put the CD on my ipod and haven't taken it out ever since. I once read that Chicago is cursed with not having any bad rappers and so far its been true. Now the CD is hot but it's not the greatest of all time. I have to skip a song maybe every 5 songs so it doesn't have the continuous play factor but overall good album.




Viktor Vaughn-Viktor Vaughn Vaudeville Villain
AKA MFDOOM AKA MadVillian AKA King Geedorah
Most will know him by MFDOOM when he teamed up with Danger Mouse and created The Mouse and the Mask album for Adult Swim. I got onto Doom around the time that album dropped and knew Viktor Vaughn was one of his Aliases but didn't give it a listen till recently. Good production, great lyrics, and experimentation make this album a must listen. Plus there are breaks in the album where spoken word poets spit rhymes in the Open Mic Nite Skits.



K-Os - Atlantis: Hymns for Disco
Dude looks like the dark skinned dude in Black Eyed Peas, refuse to say his name sellout ass nigra, hopefully K-Os don't add a white chick to his crew to sell some CD's, I keed I keed. This album takes a couple listens and you have to have an open mind. He has some upbeat songs and a few slow ones. It's one of those driving out to the far away mall to scoop a pair of rare Dunks on a Sunday afternoon with a bad chick in the whip type cd's. Something you can vibe to and she might not complain and ask you to turn it to the radio.



For all my slow folks out there the title of this has to do with sleeping on these albums, get it? I didn't listen to them therefore I was sleeping...huh huh? Get it? Huh? whatever.


Side Note: I want a black and gold hoodie/t-shirt
I don't want to pretend to be a thug
but you catch my drift. BTW my
Gilligan's Island beard is growing in
quite nicely. I think I will try to beat
Santa out this year for most gangsterific
beard.

Sunday, March 4, 2007

Prebiting/New Black Movies


I have noticed a horrible trend going on these days in the world of blogs. I tend to read a lot of blogs, some I respond to some I don't. Well the horrible thing I noticed was a bad case of prebiting. It's like you seeing a fly jacket online, then looking up and seeing a dude in your class wearing it, prebiting ass nigga. Now he may not be guilty in the eyes of the law but you know deep down he is two steps away from fucking your girl, taking your job, and opening your presents on christmas.

All day I see things I want to write about but never do because I don't write them down. Well as I waunder through my daily blogs I see someone write something I was thinking. Now I can't write that because I will be accused of biting even though I thought of it first.

Topics that were prebitten:
Black movies I have been noticing lately seem like a resurge of blaxplotation. Terrance Howard is the person who made me realize this. He is the new Sam Jackson, in every damn movie. Now he is in a movie about niggas swimming...yep swimming ass darkies. Why? Why? Why? Niggas can't swim the end. Yes we all know niggas can swim but they really can't. 8 out of 10 black people I meet can't swim or can only doggy paddle. Now we are making a movie to show we can swim and we can beat white people YAY!!! Just like in Crash we reminded us no matter how smart you get you are still a nigger. Hustle and Flow reminded us that pimps have hearts too, and white women will fuck anything for anything.

I don't want you to think I hate black movies, fuck that I love black movies. Lean on Me, Do the Right Thing,and any blaxplotation of the early to mid nineties has a special place in my heart. Just like rap music moving to gangster style in the early to mid 90's it was ok back then. There wasn't a machine churning them out using the same actors every 5 minutes (other then spike lee but he was feeding them, he got a pass). I am sick of Terrance Howard, Jamie Foxx, and the other dozen or so actors they rotate every 5 minutes. I saw a new black actress in a movie and was like "Huh? I have never seen her, the fuck is going on?"

New 2008 Black movie ideas
Black hockey team teaches Canada how to love again.

Door to door Magic Shave salesman teaches gillette how to make a razor for black men, and in the process shows America how to love again.

Super rich Doctor/Lawyer/Scientist/Foodmart Owner/Church going black woman who created the colors purple and the number 7 can't find a man to love her. So she goes down to her local supermarket where she finds Rodney the smartest nigga in Atlanta (7th grade education) and falls for him. Watch as Rodneys hard work ethic and keeping it real attitude teaches her how to love again.

Black man invents time travel ends slavery and teaches colonial America how to love again.

Theres more prebitten stuff I wanted to write about but I forgot, this is not a joke I actually did while writing this.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Ghostride the Whip (actually damn funny)



Watch the whole thing, dudes was getting it.