Thursday, March 19, 2009

Fail Economy Fail!

I gotta say I love housing prices dropping and people getting paid less! I LOVE IT! Why? Because we have cars marketed to 16 year olds and houses that cost 100% more then they did 8 years ago.

Around 2003-2004 I was shitting myself wondering how I would ever be able to afford a home when small houses were selling for $300k. Those same houses are selling for $150k now and I can't be happier! I feel like everything is evening out. 16 year olds should drive 20 year old cars instead of being able to get brand new Scion TC's. It should be rare instead of the norm for kids to drive brand new cars like it was bad in the day. You should start with a Condo or a small house instead of being 25 and getting credit enough to get a house in a gated community.

Yay for recessions!!!!!!!

No Hair = Awesome

Kanye's girl is better then his last album.

I have long loved a bald headed chick but have never seen a white one rock it nicely. Black, africans mostly, rock it and its splendiferous.

Couple reasons why bald heads are nice.

1. You can touch their head! I can't stand weave for this reason. I have a thing about touching heads and can't stand when in the throws of passion I might could accidentally pull out a track.

2. Low maintenance

3. It shows the confidence only a nicely shaped head can make. Nice shaped head confidence is the best kind of confidence.

4. It means you are a freak in the sheets. I made this one up but I'd like to believe its true.

Sadly this blond Portuguese beauty is only a pawn in gay Kanye's sham relationships. One day him and John Legend will be able to show off their secret love.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Can't Wear Skinny Jeans

Me: You got any 2 dollar bills?
Teller: Yes we have them.
Me: Can I have some?
Teller (obviously wet at this point): How much?
Me (leaning in, pulls toothpick out of my mouth): How much you got?!

Left with $200 worth of 2 dollar bills.


Whip Goals

I was listening to Adam Carolla, as always!, and he was talking about how blacks and hispanics buy $10,000 cars dump $30,000 into them and end up with $8,000 cars. Basically "Custom" products don't make a cars value go up. If you want to restore an old car restore it with stock items or brand name 3rd party items like Brabus parts for your benz or Roush parts for your Mustang. Candy Paint fruit loop themed donks don't sell for any more LOL.

I think I am doing pretty good for my age and the economic climate. I have been trying to go above and beyond lately when it comes to work so I can get experience and money up! Being a sucker for old school whips I have been checking out a few. The problem with old school cars is you can't finance them so they are usually bought with out right cash. Here's a short list of cars I want and believe I can get.

1st goal:

BMW E30 1989-1994 ($2000-$8000)
The car is just the shit. My uncle had a 5 series from this year when I was a kid and it was quite dope. I plan on getting this one by at least 30 years old so I have 5 and a half years to get it.

2nd Goal:

Honda NSX
1990-2001 ($15,000 - $40,000)
This one I want when I am 35. Probably the most underrated super car every made and mad affordable. I don't see any problem owning this as long as I stick to 2 kids, no more! I will need to have a 3 car garage by this point though.

3rd goal :

Ferrari F355: 1994–1999 ($60,000-$80,000)
This is what I will call the midlife crisis college fund?! BAH! Yall better get scholarships! I am trying to throw my fake hair on and getting 23 year old honey dips. Yep Honey dips and I will be using that term in 2023.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I don't care anymore

People are getting mad about this picture, and rightfully so, but who cares? They were talking about Congress, not Obama, but I am sure they knew what they were doing and knew it would be taken that way so weak excuse. My problem is people get very mad over this for nothing.

Here's why I don't care. My parents adopted my shit faced cousins kids because she was taking drugs and dating a coke dealer, she is pregnant, I could at this point care less if she died. This was the first time I had witnessed a person high on drugs crashing and I have no heart for her or anyone else. People complain there is racism, so? If you want to be a millionaire in this country you can be one. If you work hard you can be whatever you want no matter what race you are. I would actually believe sexism is a much bigger problem then racism. Instead we have a bunch of negative statistics for us black folk because we externalize our problems, that shit starts at home.

The Obama thing doesn't bother me because he is president, he could care less. If klansmen were taking shots I would be upset but cartoons, no matter how racist they are don't hurt people. I brought up my cousin because people talk about how black men are being killed by cops, who? When was the last time a law student was killed by a cop? No it's pooky and them trying to steal a car. If you commit a crime in this society and you are black, expect to be shot. Instead of committing less crimes they keep on and have Al sharpton get on tv.

Here's some things to think about...
You don't want to get shot by the cops, shut your mouth.
You don't want to be accused of being a dead beat dad, respect your woman and don't sleep around.
You hate stereotypes, break them.

I am tired of defending criminals. Now I am not saying anyone deserves to die I am thinking if theres a good chance you will be killed by the cops, sit your ass in school and work hard instead of "hustling." All these ghetto stories about having a crack head for a mom and still loving her, fuck you and fuck her. Anyone willing to take drugs when they have a child doesn't deserve a second chance.

We live in a country where any black man can rise to be president yet there are still so many of us who cry racism. We all know it exist, but that doesn't give an excuse for the behavior of our culture at all. I used to be one on the side lines rooting for black folks but don't care anymore. It's 2009, I don't care about poor anyone else (white, spanish, etc...) then why should I care for you?

I dunno my cousins child being abused, she taking drugs in front of her has really opened my eyes to the problems we have in our culture and it disgust me. If you are doing great, do great, don't make excuses for the ignorant. I say become teachers, tutorers, and focus on the kids...fuck the adults.


Thursday, February 12, 2009

“He hit the roof . Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew”

Reason number 5003 why I like Jay-Z, he isn't an idiot.

Apparently Chris Breezy has had a record of touching on Rihanna and as always I say if you get hit once and you don't leave, oh well. But here's the problem I have with our society...second chances. Certain things should never warrant a second chance and no amount of therapy will change it.

I was reading responses from idiots like Terrance howard and they were acting like what he did was normal life. Talks of prayer and getting help, no. Our retarded culture prays when men cheat, prays when men beat their wives, pray when men do everything. I am sorry but heres the cause, BEATINGS. Domestic violence in the black community is appauling. Son's grow up watching their mothers get beaten, Chris, and surprise surprise he beats his girl. Why can't we ever get to the psychological root of the problem instead of brushing it over.

Spare the rod and spoil the child is a bit over done in our community as well. Nothing wrong with smacking a hand or small spankings when kids are small but tearing into a 10 year old isn't accomplishing shit but creating a culture where if someone does you wrong, beat them, that'll learn them.

I used to be all for beatings but as I get older I see my younger cousins who are beat for any stupid reason and see how bad they are in the end anyway. We laugh at time outs and bratty white kids but in the end they grow up with the degrees and the families etc. Don't get me wrong they smack women up, alcoholics, etc... but its not nearly as bad as the blatant disrespect females in our culture recieve...