Thursday, March 12, 2009

Can't Wear Skinny Jeans


Me: You got any 2 dollar bills?
Teller: Yes we have them.
Me: Can I have some?
Teller (obviously wet at this point): How much?
Me (leaning in, pulls toothpick out of my mouth): How much you got?!

Left with $200 worth of 2 dollar bills.

EAT IT!

4 comments:

Assertive Wit said...

you still on these $2 bills? where L.A. to crack jokes on you? I need a laugh...LOL

mslareid said...

Syn...Remember you told me to be nice to this goon and his $2 bills?! Well I have since taken your advice and now I only silently pray that the fake bills I dropped off at his bank makes it into his hands.

Fuck yo toothpick, Flippy :)

Jay_fever said...

lol

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Can't do those peoples