Thursday, March 19, 2009
No Hair = Awesome
Kanye's girl is better then his last album.
I have long loved a bald headed chick but have never seen a white one rock it nicely. Black, africans mostly, rock it and its splendiferous.
Couple reasons why bald heads are nice.
1. You can touch their head! I can't stand weave for this reason. I have a thing about touching heads and can't stand when in the throws of passion I might could accidentally pull out a track.
2. Low maintenance
3. It shows the confidence only a nicely shaped head can make. Nice shaped head confidence is the best kind of confidence.
4. It means you are a freak in the sheets. I made this one up but I'd like to believe its true.
Sadly this blond Portuguese beauty is only a pawn in gay Kanye's sham relationships. One day him and John Legend will be able to show off their secret love.